Jan Koller is the “Bizarro Zidane”

Though their careers were incomparable, both were the biggest names at the last two tournaments to hang up their boots for club and country on the last day of the tournament. Actually, there were a good number of similarities: both scored goals in their last game; both had their teams go out cruelly; both are bald; and they both also spent their last minutes in the game on the pitch in a confrontation with someone receiving a red card.

Of course Zidane giveth, while Jan taketh, which makes him Bizarro Zidane, or something. Volkan Demirel gave Koller a nice shove while Zizou was, in case you missed it, the aggressor. Do you think Jan said something about Volkan’s sister?

Comical and well-known take on the Zizou headbutt after the jump.